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  • by Nick Kindelsperger It was only a matter of time...

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    It was only a matter of time before moved on from grinding beef to pork, and started making my first sausage.  Even more than burgers, sausage absolutely require grinding meat at home.  And now that I had had practice it was time to move up in the world.  It seemed like an important step forward--on par with making homemade bacon and cheese. 

    Little did I know that making fresh sausage requires very little skill, knowledge, or talent.  And it's unbelievably cheap.  Of course, this only applies to fresh sausage. And I'm still a little bit away from casings and smoking and anything to do with dry-cured salami--that will come a little later when I get enough nerve. The nice thing about fresh sausage is you can mix the spices with ground meat and not bother altogether with trying to stuff it into casings.

    And while breakfast sausage is good and fine, what I really wanted to make was Mexican chorizo.  It's one of my favorite ingredients, and I use it as often as I can, or my wife lets me.  It's fatty and highly spiced, and lends a wonderful aroma to essentially everything it touches. 

    Mexican chorizo differs from the Spanish variety in many crucial ways, and not just because it is a fresh sausage and not a cured and smoked one.  While they are both red in color, what turns the sausages that color can differ drastically.  Spanish chorizo almost always has a healthy dose of paprika.  Mexican chorizo can differ in ingredients based on what region you happen to be in. 

    I had to first find the right Mexican recipe, but all these differences were a little confusing.  Not only did the kind of chile differ, but the cut of pork changed, too.  All they really agreed on is that chorizo should be very finely ground, an almost paste-like mixture.  Michael Ruhlman's recipe from Charcuterie even whipped the meat in the mixer with the paddle attachment. 

    What I settled on had nothing to do with what was the most authentic version: it just seemed the simplest.  

  • By Nick Kindelsperger Is there anything my cast iron skillet...
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    For the past few weeks I've been eating salads for breakfast. I eat huge bowls of mixed greens sprinkled with dried fruits, toasted nuts, and whatever else happens to be on hand. If there is half an avocado in the fridge I'll cut it up and toss it in, same with roasted vegetables, chickpeas, goat cheese, carrots...you get the idea. I eat until I am no longer hungry. It has nothing to do with a diet, nor is it some devious plan my wife concocted to get me to lose weight. At least, I hope not.

    I'm eating salads because I dislike most breakfast foods. Sure, I have a soft spot for perfect pancakes and Eggs Benedict, but I'm talking about what most people eat on a daily basis: boxed cereal and pop tarts, the kind of food I'd never dream of eating for dinner, but somehow seems necessary in the morning when I need to hurry up and get to work. Most mornings for the past 15 years of my life have consisted of me just opening a box of cereal.

    That changed when I read a book, oddly enough, about ultra-marathoners called Born To Run. The book tries to explain why some people can run incredibly long distances and not get hurt (like, oh, 100 miles), while others (like myself) can't run more than a mile without getting shin splints. The author Christopher McDougall spends most of his time explaining how we should run differently than we were taught (on the balls of your feet, not the heel). But what I really latched on to was that these incredible athletes do all of this activity on a mostly vegetarian diet.

    His main subjects, the Tarahumara in Mexico, eat pinole (a flour from crushed toasted maize) and chia (think chiapet), which the author attempts to purchase, before realizing he'd probably get tired of the diet quickly. He consults a nutrionist. She asks, "Have you ever had salad for breakfast?"

    It's not the most dramatic part of the book, and the author quickly speeds on to detail his theory on running and the evolution of man. But the breakfast line always stuck with me even as I began to run for the first time in 5 years. It's such a simple thing to add more vegetables to the day. I mean, I already dislike my breakfast routine, so why not give it a shot?

  • By Blake Royer We only had one night in Rome...

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    We only had one night in Rome to eat. So where would we choose?  We had no idea where to begin.

    My friend Mitchell Davis came to the rescue when I emailed him to ask for help.  One night in Rome?  "I’d try Matricianella, I think, if I had one night. All the classics, well prepared, great wine list, not pricey."  Indeed, classics were what I wanted: specifically, a giant creamy steaming bowl of Spaghetti alla Carbonara, the glorious dish I'd have a monogomous relationship with if I had to pick just one.  I adore it, cook it often, and never tire of its porcine charm.

    After mangling a phone call to the restaurant (they picked up and it sounded like the man on the other end of the line was in a small bathroom with twenty or thirty other people yelling and banging silverware against the fixtures--"Non parlo Italiano! Prenotazione per due!  Prenotazione per due!"), we crossed our fingers that the restaurant indeed knew we were coming for an 8pm reservation. 

    They did.  And they had a lovely table outside for us where we caught the cool Roman breeze and fended off three rounds of traveling rose salesmen.

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    The Paupered Chef is run by Nick Kindelsperger and Blake Royer (left, right). We both love cooking and writing more than anything, except maybe cocktails.

    Nick has written about food, wine, and bars for Serious Eats, Gothamist, the Washington Post, and Time Out Chicago. He is currently the Editor of Grub Street Chicago.

  • By Blake Royer It was a last-minute whim, but there...
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    The concept of making cheese has always fascinated me, the idea that you can take milk and add a little acid (or rennet) to magically separate it into curds and whey. Milk seems like such a stable liquid, a wholesome elixir of childhood, but with a little citric acid, lemon juice, yogurt, or rennet it completely de-stabalizes into thin, watery whey and fat chunks of curd.

    What you do with the curd presents endless possibilities. In Montreal they stud it into gravy-covered fries to make Poutine, a glorious dish I had the pleasure to sample in a search through Montreal. But usually what the curds become is proper cheese, pressed into molds to age with various bacterial cultures, becoming anything from Cheddar to Parmesan.

    There are many cheeses, though, that require no aging or bacterial cultures: ricotta, for example, or Greek feta.

    Though Nick has explored making ricotta cheese using citric acid tablets, I was on the search for something made more easily with household ingredients. Ricotta is sometimes made with lemon juice, and I thought about exploring that--but I've recently become fascinated by paneer, which is an Indian cheese that's heavily pressed into cakes and fried.  While ricotta is meant to be fluffy and creamy, all the liquid is mercilesly pressed from paneer to make a dense, crumbly cake. Its taste is clean and milky, and I love how it can be caramelized in a pan -- the combination of savory and dairy is intriguing.

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    A while back, a good friend of mine in New York from India had his parents in town visiting, and they cooked a lavish meal for a handful of friends. One of the dishes was Mattar Paneer, a simple curry with peas and  paneer (the literal translation is "Peas and Cheese"). His mother was kind enough to email me the recipe, both for homemade paneer and the curry.  The paneer recipe is the only one I've seen that uses yogurt instead of lemon juice or vinegar.

    What follows is a step-by-step, fully photographed overview of the process.  It's pretty foolproof, and a lot of fun.

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    (Check out Part Two of My Cucumber Sandwich Revenge for the sandwich recipe)

    I went to see a man about a loaf pan. All the traditional outlets had failed (Crate and Barrel, Sur La Table, Williams-Sonoma and four restaurant supply stores) and I was starting to get desperate. See, I needed a very peculiar kind of loaf pan, one that would help me create the mysterious loaf, pain de mie, which would hopefully provide the base for the perfect cucumber sandwich. I had received a tip about a baking supply store out on the West Side of Chicago, underneath the 'L'.  When I arrived all I could find was a number written on a shabby sign in a vacant lot. I questioned someone at the building next door and they said all I had to do was call the number and someone would arrive and show me what he had. It was raining, dark, and somehow I started to feel guilty. I had no reason to, I was just buying baking equipment after all. But it was only then that I realize what this cucumber sandwiches infatuation had done to me. Why did I care so much?

    I needed to right some wrongs. Type "cucumber sandwiches" in Google, and chances are, a post of mine will pop up dangerously close to the top. Search for "English cucumber sandwiches", and it's number one. It's an achievement I suppose I should feel proud about. But to be perfectly and utterly honest, I wrote the post as a kind of joke. I dropped a painfully obvious The Importance of Being Earnest quote ("Why cucumber sandwiches? Why such reckless extravagance in one so young?"), picked two random recipes, and got away without doing much research at all. At that point in Paupered Chef history we were getting a negligible number of hits a day. I figured no one would care.

    But people did care. It didn't matter that the sandwiches actually were actually fine (they were). They just weren't authentic. Over the years I've been called out by many an indignant Englishman. When I finally looked it up, I realized they were right. An authentic cucumber sandwich contains nothing more than bread, butter, and cucumbers. Mine broke from that holy trinity adding cream cheese and other odd things to bulk them out. Every time I see that post or get a comment I cringe.

    So there's no half-assing it this time. I was going to make an absolutely authentic cucumber sandwich using only those three elements, which meant each had to be perfect. I decided to start with the bread.

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    Though last time I just used plain white sandwich bread, this article from the Guardian Newspaper in London, along with a few other sources, claimed I needed a very specific kind of bread called pain de mie, which is sometimes called a Pullman loaf. Originally I was just going to find a place in Chicago that baked that style of bread. But then I found this recipe on a LTH Forum and became a little obsessed with making it myself. The only problem was that I needed a very specific kind of loaf pan. It was a 4" x 4" x 13" pan that had a lid that slid on top. It would produce a rectangular loaf with a very small crust.

    If I was going to atone for my past cucumber sandwich sins, I had to buy it. That explains what I was doing under the L tracks.

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    Last year I fell in love with blood sausage.  Maybe that sounds strange.  So let me explain.

    In Estonia, around Christmastime, they begin to fill up the meat counters, black and smooth. Just piles of them.  When Christmas comes, everyone roasts pork and potatoes, makes sauerkraut, and serves them with blood sausages.  And it wasn't until I had them as apart of this ritual that I began to understand.

    Blood sausages are a celebration of the pig's life and the bounty it brings. When the animal's life is ended, nothing should be wasted. In Estonian, they are known as verivorstid, which literally means "blood sausages." (The Estonians are straightforward people: they're not like the English or French, who sidestep the issue by calling it "black pudding.") This year, I wanted to recreate them for Christmas at my wife's parent's house in Indiana.

    The making of blood sausage in her family is nothing new, and has a certain lore. Early on, I was regaled with a story of my father-in-law answering the doorbell in 1983 with blood up to his elbows--opening the door to a couple of surprised members of the International Police. With shocked faces, the Interpol agents were able to regain their composure long enough to state their business (following up on someone who had rented the house and evaded taxes on an RV). The measured response--"let me just get this blood off my hands"--was about the perfect, and only, way to respond.

    My problem was finding pig's blood. It's illegal to sell it these days, at least to the public. I called butchers all over Chicago and between here and Bloomington, Indiana, who all gave me the same answer. I even got close with a pig farmer in Southern Indiana who ended up backing out at the last moment for fear of retribution. What was I, buying illegal arms?

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    Have you ever read Stuart Dybek? He's a wonderful Chicago writer who writes magical stories about urban life. Looking for this blood, I thought back to his story called "Blood Soup" about a couple young kinds looking all over Chicago for duck's blood to make a traditional Polish soup for their dying grandmother, as she believes it will cure her. There's something very strange and dangerous about calling around asking for animal blood. There's an understanding between parties that something serious is at stake.

    I know you're expecting all the gory details, or for me to go on about the gross-out factor. But blood sausage is actually really natural and wonderful when you think about it. While I admit that the concept might be frightening, this is one of those foods that will really surprise you once you taste it. Meaty without the texture, not at all metallic like you might imagine if you've ever sucked on your cut finger, deep and rich. Similar preparations exist all over Europe--black pudding in England and Ireland, boudin noir in France, morcilla in Spain--each made of blood mixed with grain to hold the sausage together.

    Eventually, I had to settle for beef blood, which is legal to buy and sell. Why beef blood is okay but pork blood isn't, I couldn't say. But I was assured that it would behave just about the same way, and Paulina Meat Market, who sold me a gallon of the stuff, said it's what they use for their own blood sausages.

    I picked it up on the day we left town--it was frozen--along with a tub of hog casings for making the sausages themselves. The next day, armed with a funnel, we spent the day boiling barley, sauteing salt pork with onions, stuffing the casings, and poaching them in water. A couple days later, we crisped up the sausages in the rendered fat from a gorgeous leg roast until they were hot and steaming and crisp all over.

    This is the story of how we got there.